tu$hyman Review

Haha I love the Adult Forums now, it keeps me smiling, I love seeing how pathetic some people are, and know in my mind "This is why they have to pay for sex"

Anyways, I'm having a couple of weeks off work for life stuff, I shall leave you with a review of one of my clients [ he seems to think he was my client anyway ] who doesn't get the privilege of discretion.

tu$hyman
Really don't recall seeing an arrogant dick, but you claim to have booked me, if that is the case you could only be the one person it possibly would've been, as all my other clients were Asian or Indian.
My first opinion of you was "Tall, fat, middle aged man." Because that is what you are in appearance. You were very co-operative, had a shower, lay on the bed, chatted a little, seemed slightly awkward.
You couldn't get it up. But that's OK, people not being able to get it up don't bother me, I know its a common problem.
I decided to give you a hand job as I decided this would actually make you cum, eventually you did. We went a bit overtime as you couldn't get it up and I felt sorry for you so I added on an extra 5 minutes. We had a chat as you were getting dressed to leave and you actually seemed like a decent guy. Its a shame you have to act like an ass online to make people like you or to feel like you belong to some kind of crowd. Very sad.
Appearance rating: Overweight, clothes were nice though.
Smell Rating: Didn't actually smell too bad, just the usual stinky boy smell that everyone has.
Penis Rating: Its definitely not large in length or width. I'd say its just below average. Not tiny, but its not a good size either, and lack of functionality doesn't do it for me.
Attitude Rating: Polite, used his manners, thanked me for letting him have an extra 5 minutes on his time.

Edit: In recent news, we actually found out who tushyman was, he's the guy that ripped Rebecca off, and no he hasn't booked me, and yes he is full of shit.