Moonlighting

So I know I said I was on a break for a few weeks, but I was bored and decided to go back to a parlor I used to frequent for a night.
Still the same crappy music.. I kind of thought "Oh god no, I forgot about the crap music.." but oh well, tends to just meld into one big gigantic noise for me after a while.
I was happy to find some of the usual girls were working that night so I wasn't going to be completely bored if the whole night turned out to be incredibly uneventful, and would actually have some people to talk to.
I actually got 3 bookings, so I made $280 for the night.
I walked in to the bar and got a booking straight away to my surprise, nice guy, we got chatting about how he usually comes to this parlor, but got put off the last time he came because he booked a girl who talked about how great she was at sex for a whole hour as she smoked her drugs and when it eventuated, it was pretty average and he felt a bit ripped off for the whole 5 minutes of sex he actually managed to get out of her. Really nice dude, just wanted to do what I liked because he only gets off if the girls like it.
The second guy was a foreigner, a little old fatty chub chub, but very polite, has travelled the world so had some interesting conversation. But he was very much a "I want cuddles" kind of person, which put me off, I don't mind people who want cuddles, but its not gonna do shit for me, I'm definitely not a cuddly person, even in my personal life, cuddles to me are just a way of being comforted, I don't need comforting personally, and I rarely comfort someone else unless something terrible has happened, I don't just go running around giving people hugs and kisses to make them feel better about themselves.. unless I'm incredibly drunk, and even then, I'm yelling at people more than being affectionate towards them.
My third client was actually one of my old regulars, young guy, awesome dude, we both have a great interest in music and bands in general, we've often been to the same gigs without even realizing it. In fact, I'd go as far as saying I'd hang out with this dude as a mate outside of a work setting just because we get along really well, there's never a silent moment in the booking because we are constantly talking about a band or a comedian we both like. Last night I was giving him shit, he's very picky with the girls he books, he's often told me "I'm not gonna pay money to have sex with someone I could easily pick up in a bar" and often I'm pointing girls out to him that I think he'd find attractive. I pointed one out last night, so he went and had a chat with her, took a bit too long to book her and someone else booked her from underneath him. The look of disappointment was classic haha, I've told him so many times "You've gotta be quick, they aren't gonna sit around talking to you all night."
But all in all, I had a good night, I hate not getting paid a hell of a lot for the work I actually put in, but brothel clients are just so entertaining, there was a drunk middle eastern guy in last night, walking around the bar asking every girl how old they were, and then wondering why they were getting offended, it was so funny, in the end I explained to him "Its not the sort of question you ask a lady, its very rude" so he gave me $20.. haha. He ended up getting manhandled out in the end.