I also cant help but crack a grin every time I read a review on a girl who is apparently shit at sex.
In my mind I'm thinking "Oh my god, the amount of shit roots I've had.. how can they possibly say a girl is bad when the vast majority of them are so terrible."
And then I also think "You ungrateful fucks, you may be paying for service, but your also paying for being near an attractive lady who otherwise would never have even glanced at you"
One of my good friends summed it up great:
I think they expect this mind blowing sex with porn stars when they hire a girl, but in reality people just aren't like that, and some people just watch way too much porn.
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I lurk those forums pretty hard (I'm a creep like that, HA)... don't even bother, honestly, some of those guys have no respect for women at all, and are just so far up their own asses. Take that Tushyman for example, HAVE YOU READ HIS POSTS LOL. "GAPE FACTOR". Hilarious.
Haha, I'd like to know his gape factor so I could rate it on a scale of one to ten. Its probably a 20. Could probably fit a few toys and a couple of strap ons up there. Not because of all the anal he receives, but because of how long his massive heads been stuck up there.
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