Monday, August 25, 2008

And whilst I'm on the topic of sexual transmitted disease

I'd like to mention a time I was working at a so called "High Class" parlor.
Now I know everyone likes to think working girls are very clean, and cleaner than the girls you pick up at bars, I'd like to point out that this isn't entirely true.
I've met some thick as shit working girls sadly. And the reason they are working is because they are complete and total dumb fucks. Not every working girl possesses common sense or any slight form of intelligence. In fact, I'd say the vast majority of working girls are actually rather stupid. As much as I'd like to say all working girls are clean and look after themselves and know of health dangers, its not always true.
Now a great example of the dumbest bitch I have ever met was a working girl at this so called "High class" parlor who in turn had some equally thick as shit clients.
Her thought process went along the lines of "To get lots of money, I'll have sex without a condom, because more people will book me if I have sex without a condom" which is actually true, she was busy all the time, so I guess she had some kind of intelligence, an incredible lack of hygiene skills, but there was a little intelligence in there somewhere.
Her common line to clients, and I'd actually heard her say it on a number of occasions was
"I'm allergic to condoms, so I cant actually use them" and off she'd go on her booking.

She got fired a about a month later when not one, not two, but quite a few of her clients came back to the parlor to complain about the fact that they had caught numerous STI's off this girl.

One of which clients arrived while I was standing at reception. And to be completely and totally brutally honest, I had absolutely no sympathy for him whatsoever. In fact, I laughed at him and called him a "Stupid fucking idiot" for doing it in the first place.

I mean, COME ON, there is no other way to describe the people who actually took the risk other than "Stupid fucking idiots"

HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE? Seriously? How fuckin stupid do you have to be to have sex with a working girl who doesn't use condoms for anyone?

Another instance in which I had absolutely no sympathy, was a client who had been seeing a girl for a while, she told him he was a special client for her so he could have a blow job without a condom.
Much to his shock and despair, she used this line on every single one of her regular clients. Low and behold, he caught STI's.

And its not just the fact that a working girl will be having sex with numerous other clients without protection, its what she does while she's not working too you know.

If you are stupid enough to have unprotected sex with a working girl and catch something, you well and truly deserved it from my point of view. Dumb shits. You garner no sympathy from me whatsoever. I will actually think its the most hilarious thing I have ever heard and I will more than probably roll on the floor laughing at your stupidity induced misfortune.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

STDs are BoP

Lydia x said...

haha

I miss WoW :( I need a new computer dammit.