I had this Asian guy book me last night. Happiest person I saw all night, just constantly smiling, bought me drinks, but he couldn't speak a word of English.. He didn't even know how to say "hello" he got my attention by grabbing my arm and dragging me to the chair next to him. In an instance like that I'd usually turn around and smack the rude cunt, but he had the biggest smile on his face and was doing the thumbs up sign which made me laugh a bit.
But that wasn't the part that I found highly amusing.
Like I've said, he couldn't speak any English whatsoever, but in the booking he knew how to say "Oh Baby, OH BABY!" in his cute little Asian accent so it sounded even funnier, and since he'd bought me a few drinks I was a tad tipsy and just burst into laughter for the remainder of the booking. It was so cute because the fact that I was laughing made him start laughing even though he had absolutely no idea what I was laughing about, and this just made me laugh even more.
Haha good times when someones learning English from porn.
Oh and it seems I have hurt a few peoples feelings on the Adult Forums from the amount of PM's I got after I posted the following few sentences:
Either nearly every working girl in New Zealand is crap [ therefore stop using them if your planning to be disappointed from the get go ] or maybe the punters are expecting a bit too much and it results in disappointment, and if thats the case, go to a bar, find a girl who is up to your standard and have sex with her for free if you think you are capable of it, or if she'd actually be interested.
Seems I managed to hit a sore spot for some of them haha. I actually posted it in a false advertising topic and I was actually generalizing and wasn't targeting anyone personally, but I guess some people don't like being reminded of the fact that booking working girls is a necessity for them and that they should either be grateful for their existence or lower their standards in terms of what a women should look like and get a normal girlfriend, that or just jack off to porn for the rest of their life. Its harsh but its a reality. Considering there are actually more women than men in New Zealand, I still find it odd that some of these men cant find even an ugly chick to have intimate moments with for free.
Oh and just so everyone knows, not everyone who uses the services of a working girl are ugly and incapable of getting a girlfriend, but it seems the uglier the client is, the more they complain, I don't know why, I do have a few theory's though, maybe I'll share them one day when people aren't so overly sensitive.
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