Clients: Parlor vs Private

So I'm going to compare Private clients to Parlor clients in this blog entry, because there is a significant difference between them.
Which ones do I prefer? Parlor clients hands down win. But everyone has their own opinion.

Presentation: Private clients win
Private - Definitely smell better and are usually well dressed for the occasion.
Parlor - For some reason the vast majority of parlor clients smell and have stinky breath. Some of them also look really derelict when they come in. I wonder if the real dero ones wonder why girls aren't talking to them?

General Fun rating: Parlor clients win
Private - Just.. really boring for some reason. They also tend to whinge a bit.
Parlor - Usually they are happy and there for a good time, usually chatty and keen on having fun in the room whether its just to have a spa and drink or to dance around the room naked with their willy flying about.

Tippers: Parlor clients win
Private - Have never had anyone tip me privately.. I think its the whole concept of "Oh she's getting all the money anyways so I don't need to." or the whole "I only tip if I'm getting extras"
Parlor - Not all the time, but I get at least one tip a night every time I work a parlor. The biggest tip I got was $500 and that was just for sitting and talking to some dude in the bar. I never ask for tips, because I don't do extras, but parlor guys generally like me enough to tip me anyway.

Clinicalness [ haha don't think that's even a word ] Parlor clients win
Private - I don't think I've ever had good sex working privately. The guys.. surprisingly are clinical as fuck. Now obviously there's always going to be that clinical element when paying for sex, but dear god, you expect it from the working girl, not the client.
Parlor - Though in some situations its necessary for me to be clinical [ because someones too drunk to fuck or they are a dick and I have no desire to put any actual effort into them ] in most situations, clients are quite happy just to see what I do and don't dictate their entire session like its the most important sex of their life. They say what they like, but most don't demand it.

Substance abuse: Private clients win
Private - Never come across anyone who was drunk or on drugs. Which is sweet, because there is nothing I hate more than people who cant get it up because they have been drinking or taking drugs.
Parlor - Oh dear. I just refuse to go through with anyone who is completely wasted. Even my regulars if they happen to be wasted. Unfortunately there is a lot of drinking and drug taking going on in parlors and it equals really bad bad terrible horrible sex.. if they even get that far.. usually they fall asleep on the couch and we draw on their faces or put blusher on them. Which is kind of entertaining.
I did feel sorry for one guy though, his friend gave him Viagra and it had the complete opposite effect on him. Instead of getting the hour of sex he wanted, he got a flaccid cock hand job.

So I like parlor clients a lot more. 100% more fun times. I know not all private clients are boring and a lot of them are lovely boys, don't worry, I do realize this, I may try private again later on down the track and see if anything has changed. But most are just too clinical and not fun at the moment.