Memories

I don't know how many of you have been to or worked at Femme Fatale, but how it usually works is, you see a girl you like, you talk to the girl, ask her if she wants to go through with you and then you pay and then you fuck.
Sometimes if your a shy little bugger, you go out to reception and say "I want the one in the red dress" and they get her to come out.
Sometimes if your an annoying lazy little fucker, you stand at reception asking for all the girls to come out one by one so you can decide if you like them. Unfortunately, if you do this and happen to decide on me, 100% of the time I will say "No thanks" and walk back to the bar, because its annoying as fuck, back and fore, back and fore. Don't expect someone to want to fuck you when you've made them walk that much in stilettos. And its rude as fuck too, we aren't cattle. And its a bar brothel, not a line-up, the bar is there so you can talk to the girls first, seriously, anyone who walks out of that place unhappy with a booking is a dumbass, obviously didn't ask the girls what they offered before they booked them, or even determined whether or not they'd get along with them.

But anyway, I was thinking of all the different scenario's I've been in where I've rejected people whilst working there. Actually funny, because there was a new receptionist once and I rejected someone and he complained and she tried to fine me. I just laughed and walked back to the bar. "I'm gonna have to tell Kim about this, he's firing girls for this." 2 years later.. I still haven't been fired, and I've rejected many more since then. Funny thing is, that receptionist got fired haha. Oh god, I'm such a vengeful bitch. It makes me happy.

Scenario 1
Really really drunk guy
This guy booked me from reception, he was a young dude, obviously I didn't have a chance to chat with him because he booked at the reception instead of actually talking to me in the bar first.
Went to the room, and as soon as I shut the door, he was like "I'M GOING TO KISS YOU!" and I was like "..umm.. no your not.." "WHY NOT?" as he's pulling his pants off he falls over and starts yelling "IVE GOT A BIG COCK"
At this point, I pick up my things and walk out of the room.
I tell the receptionist that I'm not doing him and that I'll find someone else who's willing to deal with him, I find a girl in the bar who hadn't had any bookings, she's an older lady in her 40's, tell her that the dude is really really drunk and cant even get his pants off, she's happy enough to go deal with him.

Scenario 2
Annoying as fuck Indian dude who always comes in that nobody likes
Sitting in the bar, this sleazy as shit drunk Indian dude sits next to me. The first thing out of his mouth is "I have a dildo"
My response, "AWESOME, good for you."
"I want to use it on you."
"Oh, thanks, but I'm good right now." *quickly vacates the bar*
Seriously, the first thing out of your mouth should at least be "Hi" and not include the word "dildo" its just manners, even if you are in a whore house.

Scenario 3
One liner guy
I'm sitting in the bar and one of the other girls tells me there's a guy who wants to talk to me on the other side of the room. So I go sit next to him, introduce myself, ask him how his nights been. The first thing he says is "You have a small mouth." to which I had no response, so I just said "....yup..." to which he replies "Girls with small mouths have small pussy's" I just glared at him a bit thinking *When has this line ever worked for you?* so I made myself a coffee and went out for a smoke.
I came back and he comes swooping back towards me and I'm thinking *for fucks sakes bro, take a hint* but he actually apologized for saying it and said he didn't realize how stupid it sounded till he'd actually said it. Nerves or something. I just told him if he was looking for a girl who was into that kind of talk, he'd have more luck talking with one of the older ladies. And even then, if that's the first thing out of your mouth, they probably wont stick around unless they are really desperate for money.

Scenario 4
Guy who just cant take "NO" for an answer
Haha this was actually really funny, and I'll probably remember it forever, just because it was so funny.
Quiet night, Kali and I and a few other girls are sitting around the bar. A group of drunk middle aged business men walk in. Not my kind of clientele, aren't usually into me, so I just sit in the corner playing on my phone while the other girls go talk to them. I look up and one of them is sitting next to me so I say "Hi" and put my phone away.
BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER.
I was stuck there for two hours listening to him go on and on and on and on and on about how he was so great at sex and that he was going to make me cum like no-one ever has before. He also mentioned that he was going to give me the best oral sex of my life, to which I responded "I don't even like oral sex, so probably not." and that opened yet another hour long spiel of how he was so great at it. After 3 hours of listening to this drunk dude talk shit [ he also had a problem with spraying whilst talking.. ] I decided it was time for a cigarette before I went crazy. I got up, and as soon as I did he was like "I WANNA BOOK YOU" at this point he was drunker than when he had arrived, so I just said "No your too drunk, sorry." and went out for a ciggi. So Kali comes along and tries to explain to him why I wont go through with him, at which point he sees me walk out of the bar, gets upset and punches a hole in the wall. Honestly.. funniest thing ever. The receptionist made him pay for it, then kicked him out. Before he left he gave the receptionist his business card to give to me... seriously, in your dreams bro.

Scenario 5
Guy who is wasted as all hell
This actually happened the last time I worked at Femmes, and it seems their client base is on a downward spiral in terms of quantity and quality, because I seriously have no idea how this guy was even let in.
He was wasted as fuck. Like, he was pissed out of his brain and off his tree on whatever drug he'd been taking that night.
He sat next to me and I said "Hi" and held my hand out to shake his hand, and he just stared at me for like 5 minutes without saying a word or shaking my hand. I just stared back at him, I knew he was wasted, but I kind of thought maybe he was a bit "special" in the retarded person kind of way.
After 5 minutes of staring at me, he goes "I want to book you, lets go" but it sounded more like "I..bdbhhl les ge" he gets up to go to reception.
I remain sitting, because I was just thinking *You cant be fuckin serious? there is no fucking way your even anywhere near my league even for someone who's paying."
He turns around and stares at me for another 5 minutes.
By this point, other people had turned around to see what he was doing.
He was just standing there staring at me, swaying slightly, not saying anything.
I go "..are you sweet?" one of the punters starts laughing in the background.
He gets upset, calls me a bitch and leaves.
As soon as he leaves, everyone just starts laughing, apart from me, because I was still trying to figure out how the fuck he was let in.
High class establishment, my fuckin arse.

Scenario 6
Attack of the sleazy Indian guy again
Yup, same Indian dude as before, he knows I don't like him [ seriously, this dude is possibly the most annoying parlor creeper I have ever met, and I have met quite a few annoying parlor creepers ] so instead of even asking me in the bar if I want to go through, he just goes straight to reception and books me there. I walk out, and he has this smug as fuck look on his face like he'd "won" or something. And then the smug as fuck look disappeared when I said "No thanks" and walked back to the bar.
Haha how embarrassing, its one thing to be rejected in the bar where there is loud music and nobody can hear you getting rejected, but imagine being rejected after you've already paid, at reception, as other people are waiting to make bookings.

So those are a few scenario's where I have rejected people.
I kind of think, how sad must people feel when they cant even get laid in a brothel? I mean, they bring it on themselves, there's always a reason. The sad thing is, most girls base their decision on how the punter acts, not how he looks, so if your ugly as fuck in the first place, and then get rejected by a WL.. that must mean, your ugly as fuck, and you are a prick that nobody even wants to hang out with even if they get paid..