Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Receiving Oral

I'm writing this now, because last night I had to explain to someone why I don't "Receive Oral" because he just wouldn't stop talking about it. Usually if someone asks and I say "No" I don't explain my reasoning's as to why, the fact that I said NO should be enough to get the message across. But this guy just kept nagging to go down on me to the point where I turned around and explained EXACTLY the whole reason why, and I didn't care if it was going to put him off and he wasn't going to book me, because I'd already been put off by him constantly nagging like a whiny little bitch.

So here we go guys and girls, My Reasons for not receiving oral:
  1. Its a health risk for me, and its a health risk to whoever else is involved.
  2. It doesn't do anything for me, even if you claim you have the greatest tongue in the world, I can guarantee, I wont even make a peep of a sound.
  3. The sound... the sound of someone going down on me.. is such a turn off, its strange, yes, but the thought and sound of someone slobbering all over my cunt grosses me out in every possible cringe worthy way and it will emotionally traumatize me [ haha not really, but that would be funny ] Just like some people don't like the sound of nails down a blackboard, I don't like the sound of oral, it does my head in.
Mind you, I think blow jobs are great.

13 comments:

Bob Lee Swagger said...

Gawd daym! Even if you were in a relationship? Ironically I normally have had the opposit problem with gf's, as I'm not so keen on giving it.

Lydia x said...

I hate it. Not even if I was in a relationship. Maybe special occasions, but the rest of the time, fuck no.

Lydia x said...

Also, I think most of the people who are gagging for it with a working girl are the ones who hardly ever get to do it because they don't have girlfriends/haven't had girlfriends to do it on. I still find it gross that guys would even WANT to lick a working girls cunt in the first place.. god only knows one day they are gonna come across someone who has something down there.

Anonymous said...

Lydia, I get what you mean about why guys want to lick down there on a call girl, I enjoy it, but more because it's relaxing lol, but wouldn't want to go down on another chick in a 3way. *shudder*
Oh, I'm Jenna btw :)

Lydia x said...

Oh I know plenty of ladies who love it. It's just not for me.
I love the responses I get from guys when I tell them I detest foreplay, sometimes they even think I'm joking because "How can a lady possibly prefer sex over foreplay?" and like-wise, I'd never go down on a working girl... *shudder* I think maybe the men don't realize that STI checks aren't enforced in NZ and that a lot of girls don't actually get them done. *shudder*

Anonymous said...

Yay, I prefer sex to foreplay too, but I guess they're paying for it, so I let them choose what they want to do (within reason lol).

Lydia x said...

Yeah they're paying, but it still doest mean I'm gonna let them. My body, my choice :P their money, their choice.

Anonymous said...

yeah I meant I don't mind either way, so I let them choose. Do you let guys kiss you? I don't, I didn't think it would be such a big deal, but apparently guys really like that lol. Are you working full time? Sorry bout the questions... I'm only just starting out lol. If you wanna talk on msn, my address is jennap@windowslive.com (I understand if you don't)

Lydia x said...

The kissing/foreplay thing comes back to

"most of the people who are gagging for it with a working girl are the ones who hardly ever get to do it because they don't have girlfriends/haven't had girlfriends to do it on"

Which is fine by all means, just an explanation as to why they want a "girlfriend" experience with all the kissy kissy mushy shit.

Basically I don't exchange any kind of fluid while I'm working, its unhygienic in my eyes. I let people know before hand though so they aren't expecting it when they get to me and don't whine like little bitches [ nothing more irritating than a man whining.. ] because I wont let them go down on me/kiss me. If I offered a girlfriend experience, I'd say so in my ad you know :P and if I wanted the girlfriend experience, I'd just get a boyfriend so that it actually meant something to me :P when I'm having sex with some random, I'm having sex with them, not making love to them, so I don't see the need for all the annoying shit that you can just get in a relationship. Haha, maybe my next post should be "The reason kissing while fucking is terrible"

I'll have to get a messenger of sorts one of these days, a few people have asked for it.

Anonymous said...

I still get guys moaning about the no kissing rule, even tho they knew before hand. When you get messenger, add me!

Anonymous said...

Hey LJ, as a 'punter' I agree on your oral stance ie giving oral to a WL. Why the hell would I want to expose myself to the risks. Same with so-called GFE experience... no thanks to the kissing. There is one lady I use and like your friend we have a great old yarn on various things of interest (e.g. sports, cars, property etc). I much prefer that to kissing!

BTW I think the lads in that forum are mostly tossers and highly likely to be dreamers, much as I have a smile at some of the posts. There's just a basic lack of consideration - I mean they could use the term WLs instead of the wh*res and h**kers that have recently appeared. Jerks!

Lydia x said...

Oh I know, I just assume that the vast majority of guys that ask for it just didn't have very good sex education at school and then I'll explain the risks and if they still want to do it after that then I write them off as a health risk. If they know the risks and are still doing it, fucked if I'm gonna be having sex with them, they could have an assortment of STI's. And STI's can and do live in the oral cavity just so everyone knows. The next person you kiss could have chlamydia in their gums and very well could be passing it on to you through oral contact.
I have to say though, there are dental dams [female condoms] available for protected oral, but like I've already stated, I don't even like oral in the first place.

Haha and yes, the majority of the guys on the forum are tossers. But they are what makes it entertaining for me, they are so easily provoked. I could say as much as "Hi" and all of a sudden I'm the worlds most evil hooker haha.

Anonymous said...

LOL - I like your attitude gal! I haven't tried a dental dam... too much rubber taste I bet ;)