Retirement

Lydia has retired :P
Lydia's actually got better shit to do these days haha and a boyfriend.
However I shall frequent parlors under my numerous aliases whenever I feel like it, so I may yet see you around you poor fuckers. [ Dude in the black, I'm going to hassle you for alcohol when I see you and tell you how your suit looks expensive ]

Also, unfortunately for some, I will continue writing blogs and posting on Adult Forums and pissing off the overly sensitive punters on a regular basis for my own entertainment :P

PS. I know deep down in your hearts, you secretly like me and want to do me.
Bahahahaha

Also, I discovered I actually knew some of the people who post on the Adult Forums. Shame cunts. I shall see you on the 13Th *shakes fist* and we shall get drunk as fuck because its my birthday and your invited [ only the ones I know though, no random fuckers or dumb shits ] and it will be good times. OH YEAH. Make me birthday cards *demands it*

Maybe in the distant future I shall work properly again. But that's the distant future. Hopefully when my tits have sagged so I can post fake pictures of myself and claim to be 18.

I think my next blog is going to be about my hair and whether I should go back to the Bettie Page look, the Mia Wallace look or stay with my current long hair with a side part look.
I kind of liked my Mia Wallace look.. hmmmmmmm. I'll post pics because I need input for this one.