Regulars

I have some fuckin awesome clients aye.
On Friday night a bunch of my regulars came to see me, including my two favourites who I have nicknamed "Asian dude with cool glasses" and "Older drunk dude who is funny"

Asian dude with cool glasses:
Such a nice dude. He's one of my more recent clients who has become a regular.
He confided in me on Friday night that he doesn't like going to brothels and would rather see me outside of a place like that.
Not an uncommon thing for a client to say.. but his reasoning wasn't the usual "I'd prefer if I gave you the money" it was something different... I actually laughed when he told me.
"I don't want to have sex, but when I come here I have to and I don't like it so I would rather see you outside of work."
HAHAHA [ he does have a reason for this... something happened to him when he was younger so he doesn't like sex ] I had to explain to him that he doesn't actually have to have sex if he doesn't want to. Poor dude, I've been basically raping him this whole time he's been seeing me, and the entire time all he's wanted to do was sit and have a drink and chat.
But he's buying me a PSP because he missed my birthday. So he's awesome.

Older drunk dude who is funny:
This dude has been my regular for the past 3 years. He's one of those guys who will book a girl for several hours and not even have sex. He does have sex, but you know he's only after sex when he only books for one hour, if he books for more than one hour, you know your going to be getting drunk and talking shit for the next 5 or 6 hours. Which is awesome.
I actually asked him the other night why he books me for hours [ this is the same guy who booked me to watch Batman with him ] just to get drunk and talk when we could do that in the bar. And he replied with "Because your worth the money darling" and I was all "AWWW."
What a nice dude. He thinks I'm the modern Audrey Hepburn, and he's always saying "Who WOULDN'T pay to hang out with Audrey Hepburn in a spa bath?"
And then we went and got Denny's for breakfast.

Seriously though, some of my clients are fuckin awesome, it just goes to prove that not all clients are losers.